I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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