Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
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