I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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