I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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