I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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