You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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