Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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