I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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