we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I have fence marks all over my body
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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