Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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