Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize