Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just blew my weed a kiss
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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