Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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