so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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