Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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