my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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