you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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