haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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