I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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