just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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