I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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