So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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