gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also, beer. Big fan.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Randomize
