Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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