Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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