i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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