ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
