so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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