Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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