Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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