I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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