Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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