Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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