Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
This toilet bowl is my home.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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