all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
last night I used snow as a chaser
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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