Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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