I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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