there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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