You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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