I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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