I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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