I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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