We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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