haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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