Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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