What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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