She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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