I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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