People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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