Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
My liver just had a heart attack.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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