let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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