I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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