I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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