dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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