She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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