Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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