apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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I still have a little drunk in my system
I lost the right to judge tonight
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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