are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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